Fish sitting on the gravel sucks I just finished hauling five heavy buckets for a massive water change on my 75-gallon planted tank, my back

Your fish is not making a mess. I just walked in the door after ten hours of hauling water buckets at the shop, and my

Floating fish are a total nightmare. I am sitting on a wet towel on my living room floor, my back hurts from hauling buckets, and

Your fish are actually fighting for survival I just dropped my heavy work boots by the door after ten grueling hours dealing with flooded canister

Your favorite fish is a monster. I just got home from dealing with twelve hours of screaming filter pumps and angry customers at the shop,

Your fish is starving for a reason. I just spent nine hours hauling buckets of dirty water and scrubbing algae off glass, my hands are

You just killed your favorite pet. I am sitting on my couch with aching knees after hauling heavy 50-gallon drums of water all day, staring

Your fish live in a glass toilet. I just got home from an eleven-hour shift cleaning massive sumps at the local shop, my hands are

Growing big fish takes serious money. I am sitting here staring at my empty wallet after dropping another hundred bucks on premium pellets because people

Big fish bring absolutely massive headaches. I just spent fourteen grueling hours hauling buckets, siphoning sludge, and replacing cracked PVC pipes in a client’s basement