The Brutal Truth About Fish Nutrition Buying fish food is completely exhausting. I just spent three hours scrubbing hard green algae off the glass of

Buying fish is a complete headache. I just spent four agonizing hours scrubbing hard green algae off fifty different glass display tanks at the shop,

You are probably panicking right now. I just walked in the door after nine exhausting hours of hauling soaking wet gravel buckets at the shop,

Fish breeding is completely exhausting. I just finished hauling heavy buckets of water for my 40-gallon breeder tank, my shoulders absolutely ache, and my inbox

You are probably cooking your fish alive. I just dragged myself through the front door after spending four agonizing hours scrubbing hard green spot algae

A fat fish is a dead fish. I just got off a brutal twelve-hour shift hauling heavy water buckets at the shop, my back is

Pet stores are mostly selling you garbage. I just got back from looking at a local shop’s tanks, and my head is pounding from seeing

Fish sitting on the gravel sucks I just finished hauling five heavy buckets for a massive water change on my 75-gallon planted tank, my back

Your fish is not making a mess. I just walked in the door after ten hours of hauling water buckets at the shop, and my

Floating fish are a total nightmare. I am sitting on a wet towel on my living room floor, my back hurts from hauling buckets, and

Your fish are actually fighting for survival I just dropped my heavy work boots by the door after ten grueling hours dealing with flooded canister

Your favorite fish is a monster. I just got home from dealing with twelve hours of screaming filter pumps and angry customers at the shop,

Your fish is starving for a reason. I just spent nine hours hauling buckets of dirty water and scrubbing algae off glass, my hands are

You just killed your favorite pet. I am sitting on my couch with aching knees after hauling heavy 50-gallon drums of water all day, staring

Your fish live in a glass toilet. I just got home from an eleven-hour shift cleaning massive sumps at the local shop, my hands are

Growing big fish takes serious money. I am sitting here staring at my empty wallet after dropping another hundred bucks on premium pellets because people

Big fish bring absolutely massive headaches. I just spent fourteen grueling hours hauling buckets, siphoning sludge, and replacing cracked PVC pipes in a client’s basement

Big fish bring massive legal problems. I just spent four hours hauling water buckets because a client’s tank cracked, and my back is absolutely wrecked.

I just dragged myself home from twelve hours of scrubbing massive acrylic tanks, and my shoulders are absolutely burning. I poured a drink and sat

Koi are basically giant, water-breathing pigs. I just got off an exhausting nine-hour shift cleaning filters, my hands are cracked, and I am staring at

Stop buying cheap koi from hardware stores. I just spent nine hours scrubbing algae out of a client’s massive concrete basin, and my arms feel

Stop putting your fish in bowls. I just finished a ten-hour shift at the shop, my back is screaming, but I still see people doing